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BREAKING NEWS: New 8th Edition Trailer

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Re-posted without comment because it's late...


Oh... okay.


Well this somewhat hints at the Starter Box set that may be coming out. Space Marines are there (duh), but we may be getting Death Guard as the "bad guy" army in it. Undoubtedly it will be a Chaos faction, but despite the hints at Nurgle's influence, they'll probably play it safe with a generic Chaos army like in Dark Vengeance.


Also... little hint at a new looking Chaos Terminator with a buzz-saw axe. Looks like Chaos are taking weapon design tips from the orks!


Until next time!





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BREAKING NEWS: 8th Edition Weapons Profile Analysis!

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Huzzah, the AP is gone! Rends are in, meaning scaling saves on units. This puts an end to the reason why Terminators were so frowned upon in the meta, giving them back their defence, even against the heaviest of guns.


Or does it?


What's surprising is how low the rends are. The Lascannon in 7th Edition was AP2, meaning nothing got a save against it, unless you were rocking an Invulnerable or hiding behind a tree. But this, the biggest anti-tank rifle the Imperium can hand to a single soldier is not actually enough to punch through standard power armour, let alone Terminator!


Here's the stat blocks from yesterday's Unit profile reveal:






Everything here will get a save against a Lascannon!


Marines and Dreadnoughts get 3-6 to a 6+, and the Terminators get 5+, oddly enough meaning they get their usual Crux Terminatus invulnerable save.


So what gives? The Lascannon should be the last word for anything getting hit, and here we are with Terminators largely being dealt with the sa…

8th Edition 40K: Thousand Sons and Possible Invulnerable Saves

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What initially put me off the Thousand Sons is just how badly priced they were. 8th Edition promises to change all that though!


Despite some new shiny models, and some excellently fluffy formations, the standard Rubric Marine was hideously over priced for what it did (as I discussed here). It makes fielding them next to impossible in low point armies, and makes getting into them a case of diving deep into your wallet and points costs straight away.


The common complaint is that they're not very resilient for how much they cost, being only one wound. They have a good 4+ invulnerable save, but that means nothing to massed bolter fire. They essentially go down to fire he same as any other Marine.


The second complaint is that while AP3 bolters look good on paper (and thus you pay a premium on them), they're only good in an open field. Cover saves make a mockery out of them, essentially turning them into, well, standard bolters.


So you end up paying double the points for a Rubric M…

BREAKING NEWS: 8th Edition Warhammer 40K Unit Profiles Analysis!

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Damn Games Workshop, can we slow down a little bit? I've got books to mark!







So, a few things here to unpack.


First of all, the return to the movement value. This is going to give GW designers a lot more flexibility in determining speedy themed armies, and how units work together. We've already seen the differences and similarities appear just with the screen shots above.


The Tactical squad and the Dreadnought both have similar moves values, which gives us the impression the Dreadnought is meant to be striding up with the infantary giving close support. The Terminators, on the other hand, despite being tougher than the average Marine, are a little bit slower. These are heavy hitters coming in after battle lines have already met.


We all could tell that the standard WS and BS rolls were coming... I don't think anyone will miss them. With 7th Edition changing the close combat rolls to 3+, 4+, or 5+, then it was effectively all the same anyway. Ballistic skill was always a sta…

BREAKING NEWS: Warhammer 8th Edition Q&A Live Stream Explained!

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Things are moving fast indeed this week, with this Q&A Livestream uploaded to Warhammer TV's Facebook live stream two days ago:












If you can't watch it now, here's a quick transcript written by user n1ghtl1fe on The Warhammer Forum. Thanks very much dude!


"Just in case people missed the live Q&A earlier today:

Q: Working with a couple concepts, change movement, armor modifiers, new way of doing charges, if you charge you strike first, morale changes.
A: Yes. these were concepts discussed at Adepticon.

Q: Any specific rules around vehicles and armor values?
A: No armor value anymore. All models use the same type of stat line. Big tanks get wounded (all have a damage table and stats decrease). Different for every model. Keeps vehicles through the game. Str and Toughness works where everyone can hurt everyone. (sounds like AoS there)"  What we have here is more confirmation of what we've been hearing all along. A lot of rules from Age of Sigmar will be fi…

BREAKING NEWS: Games Worshop refunds your old codex!

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In a massively good move, Games Workshop is going to refund the cost of any codex you bought in the last two months.


As long as you still have the receipt or other proof of purchase, GW will send you a voucher for the cost of any codex bought in the last 8 weeks. This is usually done for about 4 weeks, but they have double it for 8th Edition.


I'm just going to quote word for word from the Warhammer Community web site:


"You can claim a voucher no matter where you bought your codex and/or rulebook, as long as you have your proof of purchase and it’s dated between the 25th of February 2017 and the 22nd of April 2017." - Warhammer Community, 25th April 2017 So it looks like you can even get a refund for books you've bought off of third party suppliers!


The wording suggests you may be able to get a refund for other books as well, such as the Gathering Storm books. As I still have my receipt to get reimbursed from the school for Gathering Storm 2, I'll attempt to get …

Thousand Sons vs. Tau Battle Report: Knowledge is power!

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As you can probably guess from that title image... things went quite well for my Three Musketeers!



This was the first outing of my starter Thousand Sons army. At only 450 points, it's nect to impossible to fit Rubricae in any meaningful way, but there is enough to lay down some serious psychic artillery.


The Three Musketeers (War Cabal Formation)
Athos: ML 2 Sorcerer, Mark of Tzeentch, Veteran of the Long War, Bike, Force Stave [120 points]
Porthos: ML 2 Sorcerer, Mark of Tzeentch, Veteran of the Long War, Bike, Force Stave [120 points]
Aramis: ML 2 Sorcerer, Mark of Tzeentch, Veteran of the Long War, Bike, Force Stave [120 points]
D'Artangnan: ML 1 Sorcerer, Mark of Tzeentch, Veteran of the Long War, Jump Pack, Force Stave [90 points]
TOTAL: 450 points

This is the very definition of high risk, high reward, as they stand a good chance of getting tabled in turn one. Rocking the Telepathy discipline, and harnessing charges on a 3+ for it thanks to the formation, these four adv…

BREAKING NEWS: New galaxy map for 40K explained!

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Okay... so it looks like the entire galaxy has been ripped a brand new rectum:




Well, I say rectum, but really an ulcer. The big band of purple stretch across and staining the galaxy is called the CICATRIX MALEDICTUM. Running that through a translator reads THE CURSED ULCER. Not going to lie, cicatrix sounds more intimidating.


It appears as though Magnus did way more to advance the plot than we dreamed possible. With that thin band of what we can only assume to be warp rupture (because of the skulls and teeth trying to get out...), the Eye of Terror is now linked up to The Maelstrom, and some massive big black hole of scariness at the center of the galaxy.


As a physicist, I know we currently believe there to be a black hole at the center of every galaxy. I will now reveal to my colleagues its probably just a Great Unclean One.


Another development, which makes me very happy to have started collecting Thousand Sons, sees Prospero return to the map, along with the Planet of Sorcerers. T…

Blood Angels vs Tau Battle Report: First Fight of Summer!

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With school now in for Summer (much to Alice Cooper's consternation), the club has finally gotten back together to fight some battles. With a brand new member, and one returning after a term's hiatus, we did a quick and easy start up battle.


 The armies are very simple, and actually are really good for new players. The Tau are many, have big guns, but are not so good at using them. The Blood Angels are few, have some special weapons to play with and can punch faces better. Two 5-man Tactical squads plus flamers face off against two 6-tau Firewarriors.


The board is teeny tiny, to avoid long foot slogs. if you think this give the Tau a disadvantage, well not really. At 15-inches, they are a right fire hose of hot pulse rifle death, and return Marine fire is somewhat muted at medium range by the flamer.


The battle is over a downed Eldar jet biker in the middle of the field, the Tau wanting to claim him for the Greater Good and the Bangles looking to seize him for the Emprah! B…

500 points Chaos Space Marine Army: I am Alpharius...

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I had a request from a newly made reader on Facebook last night, asking about their Start Collecting! Chaos Space Marines kit. The wanted to know what options they could put on their miniatures, with the intention of getting some games in.


First of all, let me say it again; Welcome to the Grim Dark future, Shi! You'll forgive me for not using your full name, but I try to keep this site as PG-13 as possible for any potential student neophytes who might be reading.


As I mentioned last night, you will need to get a codex so you can start building your own lists, and in addition to that, the Traitor Legions codex supplement is near mandatory for Chaos Space Marines. However, to get you in the Long War as soon as possible, this is an army list that should get you someway towards winning games without you needing to buy any more miniatures.




The army is going to be an Alpha Legion Combined Arms Detachment. This is because Alpha Legion tactics will give you a decent amount of board mobil…

Wizard in Progress: The trouble with cloaks...

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So you can see from the picture the problem. With the big flowing cloak in the back, any detail on the mini-disc of Tzeentch is entirely lost.


The solution is to just put any detail at the front, which means I'll have to break the miniature and try again.


Good to know for future projects... big capes look amazing, but make sure any detail low to the ground is at the front. Should have been obvious, and now that I'm looking at the models released by Games Workshop, this is a trick they've learnt a long time ago.


Until next time!



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Wizard in Progress: The Disclet of Tzeentch Mk. 2

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Whilst I like the shield surf board stolen from a Stormcast Eternal, I couldn't get any of my Sorcerer models to fit easily on them. So I came up with the new Disclet of Tzeentch!




A really simple conversion. All you need is a flying base flipped upside down. The blades and tail are scavenged from bits left over from my Dark Eldar Reaver kit, the tail being an agoniser. The crest at the back is taken from my new Exalted Sorcerer kit. Drill a tiny hole in the base (in all honesty I used a nail...), and there you go.


There is some sanding at the bottom of this one, which is left over from it being a texture from a normal flying base. I'll see what it looks like after painting, as it does bulk out the base a bit. If it looks like unfinished metal, it'll be a nice way of differentiating it from a true Disc of Tzeentch.


Most importantly, all the sorcerers fit easily on the flat surface. I should have this army done in record time! Term starts properly tomorrow. I hope to see wh…

Terrain Painting Guide: Iron and Stone

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Well, I'm officially back from holiday, with school kicking off again tomorrow. I finally had some time to sit down and paint up some terrain for the club.




They're all quick jobs, and very easy to do. Starting with the Bastion donated by Tabletop Engineer.



It was base coated in black when it was donated. All I did was give it a quick brush down with Leadbelcher, and then a focused dry brush of Mournfang brown for rust and mud.





 This was donated by Games Workshop itself when I started the club. I gave it a spray of my Montana Stealth, a paint I bought to base coat my Tau. Unfortunately, the paint was quite water resistant, meaning layers on top tended to bead up, and not cover smoothly. It makes a great base for dry brushed scenery though!


The whole thing was then dry brushed with Dawnstone, and a focused dry brush of Ulthuan Grey on the more exciting features. Basically the light grey only went on the dragon statues and arches.


The same was done for the altar:




This one isn&#…

Thousand Sons: Porthos the Sorcerer and The Disclet of Tzeentch!

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Double post to make up for missing yesterday. I was busy driving back from visiting Tabletop Engineer, so couldn't put up anything.


This is a work in progress for Porthos' "bike", the Disclet of Tzeentch. Not as big or powerful as a proper Disc, it's enough to have Porthos surfing around the battlefield as he mind-bullets the enemy, proving the strength of Prospero!


I don't really like the eyes, so I'll be tweaking that to some kind of glowing blue effect.


Until next time!



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Thousand Sons: Porthos the Sorcerer, a Rescue

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This is another quick post, as it's Easter Monday. This is a before and after shot for the first of my Thousand Sons sorcerer army, named after one of the Three Musketeers, Porthos!




Needs a bit more blue and contrast on it, but it's certainly better than the brown, blue and yellow paint job a student neophyte tried out!


Hope you're all having a good Easter.



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