Chaos Black XL

Still doing reports, and so still writing revise F=ma and Work Done formula for the bajillionth time. For those interested, bajillion is a technical science term for x10^Infinity.


So as I bash my head on the keyboard, it's nice to know that some people out there poke fun at their jobs sometimes, recognising the silliness of the things they have to do. And by that I mean the marketing guys at Games Workshop.




This is the video from Warhamer TV advertising the new bigger can of Chaos Black spray. They know they need to advertise it. They know it's not as exciting as a new demon Primarch. But they have to try and sell it well anyway.


I appreciate any professional that can make fun of themselves sometimes.


Particularly when they talk about their vision for a product as mundane as this.


Back to reports...


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